Our Wedding Reef Tank

I know I haven't quite caught up through the year with my blogging but, I finally got the wedding photo's in and it's actually long overdue for this particular write up...

The wedding cake and the tank underneath was one of the most stressful projects of our wedding. Before we even began our planning...before we even got engaged, Chris had already planned to have a saltwater tank under the cake at our reception after seeing it on someones post on one reefing site. Of course ours would have to be different in some way, and by god, I knew for sure the cake was going to look far different.

I picked out the cake early on and one of our friends, fellow reefers and club members, Amber offered to make the cake for us. She is a pastry chef and was excited to take on the task and use the cake as part of her portfolio as well.

The cake I picked out

Going to wedding expo's and even talking to my caterer, most were angry when I told them about the idea and that I already had a baker...the caterer especially. The catering came with a cake already which meant I was paying for a cake I wasn't getting and she reminded me of this often...

Chris, who would be named Groomzilla once we started the cake planning, decided at some point that the cake couldn't be a normal size for the guest count of 100-125 people, it needed to be approximately 20 stories high to match the tank. Yes, I'm exaggerating a tad...but, seriously, not by much.

Groomzilla's Cake

We would send Amber text messages with the size of the cake on a weekly basis for a while. For some time, it was looking like we might go with the caterer because Groomzilla was getting frantic. Finally, Amber said everything would be fine.

I had decided I didn't want cake toppers, I instead wanted my 'toppers' inside the tank. While strolling through the internet I found the cutest starfish with just a top hat and veil. Since our wedding had somehow turned into a starfish themed wedding I thought these were perfect and decided I would make them myself. I found some ceramic ones at a store and used an earring of my grandmothers as the bouquet that the bride starfish held. Although no one else would know the sentimental value of this tiny element, I would and that's really all that mattered. It wasn't until the night we were setting everything up that Chris informed me that we wouldn't be using sand in the tank and he epoxyed some live rock to the bottoms of each starfish.

Then there was the tank itself. This is where the term, too many hands in the cookie jar comes into play however.

We had Chris' father, Emery build the main part of the tank and put it together to his and Chris' specifications.

When it arrived at our house, Chris finished off the edges with a blowtorch.

A good friend and another fellow reefer and club member, Jas Roman provided the rest of the led lighting we needed. The lid of the tank had been given to him to wire together and pop in all the led lighting.

The top of the tank was made of wood which was told to me last minute (days before the wedding when every good bride is already on her last nerve) so, I had to come up with a way to cover the damned thing and make it look pretty...

Chris attaching the lid of the tank to the top

Chris painted it and I went with my maid of honor (god bless this woman!) to JoAnn Fabrics and bought some white fabric and tacks and made the thing look like the bottom of a cake platter in one night. It actually came out really nice and allowed the lighting to keep from getting too hot which was perfect.

Now in the meantime, we had set everything up with a local fish store in Connecticut to provide us with the coral for the day of the wedding only. (If you follow along with this blog you're gonna laugh) The Coral Reef of Stratford Connecticut had worked with us for quite a few months in what coral would go in the tank, who would be bringing the coral, so on and so forth. I had personally delivered their invitation to the wedding and Donna had been ecstatic about the whole thing. We talked for nearly an hour about the different LPS that would go into the tank, I was more into flowing things because most people don't like colorful sticks like Chris when they aren't into reefkeeping. They want bright colorful things and things that move.

Then, a club issue. They run a contest on Reef Central and someone turns them in, it gets taken down, someone else gets pissed, another lfs gets pissed, drama, drama, yadda, yadda...however, these two are consistently on the phone yapping about something so we think that they are over this amongst everything else that they seem to think is our fault.

Then this comes in the mail less than three weeks before the wedding....

Ummmm....what? 

So, I ask Chris to call one of the workers we know to ask him if he is aware of the situation and if they are still going to provide the coral for the tank. The response is pretty grim. Not only are they not going to provide the coral but they have known that they weren't for a few weeks! John felt that we were taking advantage of him even though we had offered to pay for anything that may perish during the day and/or rental of the coral. 

Okay, bridal breakdown! Are you fucking kidding me?!

Chris tells me to calm down, we know plenty of store owners. He tells me to call Ryan and Bob over at Bob's Exotic Fish and Coral in Milford, Connecticut first. We've known Ryan for a long time since he worked over at Puppy Center and Bob is a great guy too. I take a moment to gather myself and call over to the store. 

Ryan answers and without sounding like the crazy woman I most certainly am at the moment I explain the situation and ask my huge favor of the store. Ryan explains that Bob is out of the store at the moment but, he thinks that he won't have a problem with it. He'll send him a message and when he hears back he'll let me know. I'm breathing a little better at this point but, until I know for sure, I'm terrified. 

Chris and a few of the reefers that now the the situation are coming up with a list of what everyone can pull from their tanks to make this work....are you serious? This is what this has come to? TCR, you fucking suck. 

A little while later my phone rings. It's Bob on the other end and this man is totally overwhelmed that we asked him for this favor...and I'm finally breathing again! Bob was even ready to build us a tank at the last minute if we needed it! 

He didn't want any compensation for the coral. As a matter of fact, he wanted to GIVE us what he put in the tank. However, we declined he incredibly generous offer. He was very excited and picked everything out himself and made the rock with the mushrooms and polyps that were showcased in the tank. The clowns were black and white clowns, dressed to match the groom! 

We placed the whole thing on a metal serving cart guaranteed not to move or buckle under the weight of the water (or the enormous cake). 

Kris (who incidentally works at TCR) picked everything up from Exotic and showed up early to start setting up the tank. Ryan was able to show up for a little while to help and get a few pictures. Unfortunately, Bob was unable to attend even for a photo op which disappointed both Chris and I but, he had a shop to run for the day! Kris also took everything down at the end of the night and returned everything back to Exotic the following day. 

Kris preparing the tank

My caterer was responsible for bringing the tablecloth for under the tank. This also posed an issue as my caterer went from angel to bitch the day of the wedding. For some unknown reason, even though we specifically went over table sizing as well as the sizes of tablecloths to bring to the wedding, this woman brought tablecloths that did not even come remotely close to fitting any my tables. This pissed me off to no end but when it came to the cake it got worse. I told this bitch to bring a specific size and here she is with two damned rectangle tablecloths trying to cover this cart and it's not working. One time a wheel is showing, one time a corner, one time the whole edge...I'm getting pissed but just standing there and pointing out the spots. Finally she yells, "This! This! (as she waves her hand over the entire area of the wedding cake display) This, is not your centerpiece! If this doesn't get covered, then oh well!" I took a few deep breaths, and walked away...actually bitch, my fucking saltwater reef wedding cake IS my centerpiece!!!! Worst caterer ever! 

Ryan checking things out

This was certainly a team effort. If I were to ever do something like this again there are a few things I would do differently: 

1. Not have so many people working on the building of the tank...one piece was here, one was there it was fucking insane! 

2. Have it done weeks before the due date! It got done too close to the wedding date which for me was waaaayyyy too close for mistakes to happen! 

3. Don't work with crazy local fish store owners. The minute you notice these people acting nutty, find a different more established store to work with. 

4. Contracts for everything with everything spelled out, even tablecloths. 

5. Remind the photographers to take photo's after all the polyps have come out because they have no clue!

Ryan and Kris

Emery Messier, Ryan LaFleur, Kris Kazlauskas and Amber Purstell

In the end, friends are your best resource for everything and you never know when the best ones will be there when everything seems to be looking the worst. Thanks to all of you for being there for us! Someday I hope to be there for you as you were for us! 

Until next time...there is always room for more...cake!

(In case you were wondering...only the bottom tier of our cake was real, the rest was fake!)

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